I’m “glad” I didn’t get snapped.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
That was super fast and super funny!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.