2010 Archive: The Open

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

@ICQ_Master9901/26/2011 22:32Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Cyber_Traveler11/19/2008 00:21Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Speed_Racer_Go03/23/1998 20:49Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@HotBot_User02/13/2007 16:37Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Homestar_Runner09/26/2008 11:49That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Wall_Post_Hero04/05/2008 14:42Posting this to my own wall right now!