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1998 Archive: The “One Week” Rap

 Bare Naked Ladies just taught me that it’s possible to cram 500 words into a three-minute pop song.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/21/1995 18:02This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@BBS_Sysop09/07/2002 21:50Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Digimon_Tamer01/09/2012 03:44My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Ferris_Bueller07/11/2006 05:27Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Liger_Owner_X07/10/2002 03:56It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Prodigy_User_X11/19/1996 05:51Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Everquest_Solo12/21/2010 19:56Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/22/1996 06:46Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Social_Media_G02/20/1995 20:14I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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