Adam Levine is still having relationship issues. At this point, it’s a lifestyle choice.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
One billion... laughs!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!