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2009 Archive: The Oink Diagnosis

I coughed in the clinic. The doctor didn’t check my lungs; he just asked if I had a sudden craving for mud and truffles.

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee04/07/2003 22:43Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy03/05/1996 00:15Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@SoulSeek_Fan08/13/2007 21:08Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Grunge_Lord_9412/21/2007 06:45I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Wayne_World_Ex05/10/2011 03:48Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Construction_Dig06/21/2003 05:03Still digging for more humor!

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