2001 Classic: The Office Gossip

Why did the lawyer get fired? He accidentally sent his “billable hours” log to the client instead of the firm’s partners.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

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A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

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In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

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In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

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@Lycos_Dog04/27/2014 12:42Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/08/2005 18:53A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Kazaa_Leecher12/27/2006 07:49I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Champ_Kind_Wham11/18/2009 04:10WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Nyan_Cat_Space01/07/1999 15:55Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@LonelyGirl15_F03/29/2009 03:19Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!