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1995 Vintage: The O.J. Simpson Trial

 Why was the TV always on in the locker room? Because every athlete in America was watching a pair of gloves not fitting, wondering if they could use that excuse for their next dropped pass.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9909/29/2015 07:24Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@The_Real_Morpheus08/02/2009 02:48What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
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@Browser_War_V07/30/2005 10:41Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Viewer_Number_102/26/2001 12:36First! And it’s funny!

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