“The doctor is running late. He’s stuck in a YouTube rabbit hole.”
Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Saving the best laugh for last!