Em Beihold just described my entire 2022 mental state in two minutes.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
The power of three... laughs!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
M’lady... this joke is superb.