2004 Classic: The Numa

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Numa. / Numa who? / Numa Numa (No more) knocking, just let me in!

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@Napster_Leech09/02/1998 02:57Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Backstreet_Fan12/29/1999 01:19I want it that way... the funny way!

@Harry_Potter_Ron12/31/2007 14:18Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Dorm_Room_Hero06/20/1999 00:25My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Tech_Support_Guy07/31/2010 09:30Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@DVD_Rom_King02/22/2006 08:30More capacity for humor on this site!

@Korn_Follower03/05/1997 17:14Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@True_Story_Neil11/29/2004 05:54True story! I was there!