2001 Vintage: The Nokia 3310

A guy drops his phone on the bar. The bar breaks in half. The guy says, “Good thing I didn’t drop my drink.”

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@N64_GoldenEye08/18/2000 06:18Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl04/21/2004 10:58Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Skate_Or_Die_9904/01/2015 05:35Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Beavis_Butthead02/26/2010 13:57Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Korn_Follower11/08/1996 08:35Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Slashdot_Effect03/20/2005 15:13We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!