Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »
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