2018 Legacy: The “No Brainer” DJ Khaled

Another one. Literally. Another song that sounds exactly like the last one.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

He’s a "whiskey neat" guy and I’m a "diet soda and a nap" guy.Pa...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m alre...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/18/2011 21:04My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa03/23/2008 03:50They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Tech_Support_Guy09/29/2010 23:11Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@StoneCold_31604/26/2010 02:12And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/20/2009 09:47Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Beavis_Cornholio08/11/1998 09:49I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/07/2015 16:23Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Browser_War_V06/06/2008 04:01Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.