Why was the basement a “No-Oddjob” zone? Because the cousins were playing four-player split-screen, and choosing the short guy was considered a treasonous offense.
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Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!