2006 Archive: The “Night Vision” PVS-14

Why was it so green? To remind you that no matter how much tech you have, the world is still a very dark and grainy place.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »

Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »

Why was the August crash "Surprising"? To absolutely nobody. In 2...read more »

Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »

Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »

Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »

Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »

Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »

Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »

Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »

Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/17/2013 17:10This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/25/1997 19:02Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Yugioh_Duelist12/03/2005 07:13You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Shagadelic_9708/13/2004 00:20This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Chain_Mail_Hater07/22/2004 08:35I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Clans_Leader_9907/07/2008 22:12Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!