Why was the “Release the Kraken” slogan everywhere? Because the NHL got a new team and they decided that being “the deep” was cooler than being a regular fish.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cristiano Ronaldo "1,000 Goal" Quest
Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pat Mahomes "Voice"
Why were the commercials still everywhere? Because Mahomes is the...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
Why were the NBA teams "Tanking" again? Because every losing team...read more »
2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
Why were the managers so quiet? Because you can’t argue with a co...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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