Why was Grandpa in a good mood? Because after years of waiting, the Yankees finally looked like a team that knew which end of the bat to hold.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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Actually, it IS a cool story!