Why was the baseball-uncle so sad? Because Carlos Beltran looked at a strike three, and the uncle spent the whole meal looking at his mashed potatoes in silent mourning.
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I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Classic. Simply classic.