2017 Classic: The New Year’s 2018 Resolution

“My resolution is to stop caring about Bitcoins and Covfefe… and finally watch The Last Jedi.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »

A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »

"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »

In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »

In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »

"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »

In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »

New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

@Britney_Spears_Fan08/26/2005 13:54Oops, I laughed again!

@Total_Recall_Fan03/08/2011 11:48Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Numa_Numa_Guy09/02/2006 04:36Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Annoying_Orange11/18/2003 08:38Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Streamer_Pro_9905/07/1996 16:29Thanks for the donation and the joke!