“In 2000, I’m going to be a new man.” “Good, can we trade you in for a model that does the dishes?”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
As if! This is too funny.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.