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2007 Classic: The Netflix Streaming Debut

 I can now watch movies directly on my computer screen instead of waiting for a red envelope. The only downside is my internet speed makes every movie look like a collection of 40 moving pixels.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level12/11/1999 17:25There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle11/19/1999 17:45What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Sum41_Skater04/03/2004 08:53In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Illidan_Blind04/18/2014 23:10I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Runescape_Noob03/20/1995 11:34Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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