1995 Vintage: The Net (Sandra Bullock)

Why was everyone afraid of digital shopping? Because Sandra Bullock convinced us that ordering a pizza online would result in a bounty on our heads.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »

Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »

In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »

Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »

Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »

In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »

In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin01/17/2002 12:14P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Step_Brothers_B07/22/2010 18:42Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Excite_User_9707/04/1998 14:44This site is very exciting!

@Ultima_Online_V12/23/2002 16:35Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Me_Gusta_Face09/11/2005 06:32Me Gusta this joke. Very much.