1999 Archive: The Neo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Neo. / Neo who? / Neo-body home? I’ve been knocking for ages!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

@T9_Texter07/13/2011 19:594-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Cast_Away_Wilson02/28/1999 13:06WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril12/14/2006 12:43He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Pedro_For_Pres10/21/2005 07:14Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Philosoraptor_X08/10/2000 02:54If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Marquee_Text_Fan02/25/2010 02:26<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Digg_Submitter_0511/26/2012 21:34Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Salad_Fingers_F10/30/2008 00:46I like it when the jokes are... rusty.