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2008 Archive: The Negotiation

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Slinky” to the meeting? To show how “flexible” his ethics were during a crisis.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Geocities_Builder05/25/2012 20:43I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Diablo_Cow_Level11/09/2014 04:41There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Blockbuster_Refugee10/31/2011 12:06Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet09/05/2006 18:14Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Msdos_Expert09/22/1997 02:52DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/12/2004 20:00That still only counts as one laugh!
@Inkjet_Printers02/17/2014 13:05Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@MP3_Encoder09/02/2000 18:31128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu06/02/2004 01:41Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Stick_Death_Fan07/15/1996 12:07Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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