2006 Vintage: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer bring a “Magic 8-Ball” to the merger? To provide “market-neutral forecasting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

@SimCity_Mayor07/14/2008 17:27Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Skate_Or_Die_9902/04/2003 08:23Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@SouthPark_Stan03/14/1998 12:55Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/29/2009 13:42I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry03/02/1996 06:41In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Liger_Owner_X12/05/2015 19:10It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Bebo_Lover_0506/30/1995 02:41Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/14/2003 11:56My mind is blown by how funny this is.