2005 Archive: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer bring a “Mood Ring” to the mediation? To see if the other side was actually “angry” or just “billing for anger.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Flower05/08/2010 14:10The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Hotmail_Checker08/18/2010 05:07Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Startup_Kid11/16/2011 16:20Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Rewritable_CD03/27/2000 05:12I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Space_Jam_Lola01/05/1998 06:08Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Best_Viewed_IE408/04/2001 19:22Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Flash_Game_Dev11/15/2009 19:14I should make a game about this joke.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut03/29/2004 18:37My mind is blown by how funny this is.