2004 Vintage: The National Treasure Logic

Nicolas Cage is going to steal the Declaration of Independence. I’ve started looking for invisible ink on the back of my bills.

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@South_Park_Cartman02/12/2008 10:48Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Hotmail_Checker07/03/2014 16:35Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Skate_Or_Die_9909/25/2002 12:11Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Mini_Me_Rocks04/10/2000 03:53... (Laughter in silence).

@Neopets_Trader09/17/2010 08:07Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Salad_Fingers_F02/10/2003 01:30I like it when the jokes are... rusty.