2004 Legacy: The MySpace Top 8 Part 2

A guy asks the bartender to be his “Tom.” The bartender says, “I’m everyone’s friend until the tab is due.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

@WAP_Navigator10/09/2012 21:17Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Pokemon_Blue04/02/2012 23:13Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Harry_Potter_Ron04/18/2014 11:56Bloody brilliant, mate!

@DragonBall_Z_G03/23/2014 07:17His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Top_Gun_Maverick06/08/2001 12:10I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Heathers_Winona02/15/2002 19:03Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Mini_Me_Rocks05/27/1998 13:13... (Laughter in silence).

@Flickr_User_0406/06/2002 06:43A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.