1997 Classic: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question about your hair!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus05/11/2000 08:48What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@BBS_Sysop03/26/2014 19:39Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink09/22/2003 01:35I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Nirvana_Teen08/13/1995 17:43Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Fire_Background11/24/2012 00:49This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Android_Bot_9905/27/2001 07:44Beep boop. Humor recognized.