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2017 Vintage: The Mummy Reboot

 “I’ve awakened an ancient curse!” “That’s just your student loan interest kicking in. It never sleeps.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
 "My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
 "They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
 "I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »

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56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
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In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad01/15/2010 06:51Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green10/26/2010 05:45Super green! Hilarious!
@Midi_Background07/01/2014 02:42Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Everquest_Solo07/12/1997 05:34Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Homestar_Runner04/26/2009 04:22That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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