1995 Vintage: The Multi-Tool Keyring

Why do I have a tiny flashlight, a bottle opener, and a compass on my keys? I’m going to the mall, not the wilderness.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Blockbuster_Refugee03/06/1995 23:31Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@StarWars_Nerd07/16/1997 01:45The farce is strong with this one!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/23/2002 18:17Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Agent_Smith_0105/09/1998 09:01It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Marla_Singer_Fan09/20/2012 06:05A joke for the end of the world.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr10/12/1997 00:52The magic man... is laughing!

@Get_Flash_Player09/23/2005 12:00Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@DMOZ_Volunteer03/31/1999 14:26Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.