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2012 Legacy: The MRI

“Is this machine apocalypse-proof?” “Nothing is apocalypse-proof, Dave. Just lie still.”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator06/09/2014 12:24/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@StarWars_Nerd12/10/2012 22:25The farce is strong with this one!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/14/2007 13:50Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Loituma_Girl11/28/2011 18:35Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@ODP_Editor_9905/16/2000 12:04Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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