2009 Vintage: The MRI

“Does this machine scan for ‘Pig Genes’?” “No, just normal human ones. Try to stay calm.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

@Titanic_Jack07/05/2006 11:55I am the king of the world... of laughing!

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@Digimon_Tamer12/08/2002 01:15My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Thundercats_Ho11/22/2005 16:20Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Hansel_So_Hot01/02/2007 06:46That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@CompuServe_Classic03/29/2002 06:29Premium humor for premium members.

@Streamer_Pro_9907/18/2013 21:46Thanks for the donation and the joke!