1999 Classic: The MP3 Ripper

Why was the traveler frustrated? It took 4 hours to “rip” one CD into MP3s, and he had to leave for the airport in 20 minutes.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Matrix_Glitch03/18/2007 11:44There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@SouthPark_Stan09/04/2014 11:54Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Student_Life_0108/29/2002 14:08Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Malware_Hunter07/19/2005 03:23Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Total_Recall_Fan01/13/2010 11:51Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Space_Background02/01/1998 01:42The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Second_Life_Avy03/05/2012 02:19In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Selfie_King_0508/18/1997 02:08Taking a photo of me laughing!