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2006 Legacy: The Movie “300”

 Why was everyone shouting? Because Gerard Butler taught us that “This is Sparta!” is a valid response to any question, and that six-packs can be successfully enhanced with a lot of digital contrast.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic01/03/2013 04:57That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Nsync_Justin02/26/1997 19:58Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Scream_Ghostface03/25/2001 21:57Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Sixth_Sense_Cole11/18/2007 10:57I see funny people... everywhere!
@Silk_Road_Ghost07/31/2008 05:30Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Memento_Guy10/20/2002 23:55Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@He_Man_Power10/02/2012 18:27I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@About_Dot_Com06/21/2007 02:07The human guide to online humor.
@True_Story_Neil08/28/2006 01:06True story! I was there!
@Keep_Calm_Fan09/16/2000 00:46Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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