2005 Archive: The Motorola RAZR V3

Why did the lawyer keep two RAZRs? One for “billing” and one for “chilling”—both were equally sharp and overpriced.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/02/2012 14:59Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Iron_Man_Tony07/28/2013 11:13I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Unix_Wizard03/29/1995 08:45sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Daria_Morg08/14/1997 22:08My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky10/15/2010 15:42One billion... laughs!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr12/26/2000 11:17The magic man... is laughing!