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2004 Archive: The Motorola Razr

 A guy flips his phone open with a dramatic snap to order a beer. The bartender says, “Is that a phone or are you trying to start a butterfly effect?”

Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/12/1998 01:21Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Bluetooth_Bot06/09/2006 14:39Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@WordPress_Fan_0312/26/2006 15:02The best thing since version 1.0!
@Orkut_Member_9908/23/2015 00:15A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Spawn_Camper_J09/13/2013 19:33I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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