2011 Classic: The Moscow Mule

“The copper mug makes it taste like 1941.” “And it costs like 2011.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch06/14/2006 04:27There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@ChatRoom_Queen10/23/2005 16:01A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Modem_Meltdown05/04/2008 04:00My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/15/2004 20:51My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Marla_Singer_Fan06/01/2003 19:05A joke for the end of the world.

@PopUp_Blocker_X07/28/2012 01:07I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Runescape_Noob12/24/1997 09:47Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Maplestory_Kid10/05/2004 08:51@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!