How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!