Why did he only last 11 days? Because he burned brighter than a supernova and talked faster than a New York minute, proving that in 2017, fame was measured in “Scaramuccis” (units of 1.5 weeks).
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
The future is laughing at us.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!