The bartender spends ten minutes muddling mint. He says, “By the time I finish this, it’ll be 2001.”
Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!