Why did the lawyer sue a 10-year-old in Minecraft? For “unauthorized digital construction without a permit.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Posting this to my own wall right now!
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