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2022 Vintage: The Mimosa

 “The only way to survive the 24-hour news cycle.”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
 A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
 A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
 A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
 A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
 "I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
 "Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja04/05/2015 10:16Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Dancing_Baby_9603/07/2015 04:24Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/24/2003 13:02I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Construction_Dig12/26/2005 12:37Still digging for more humor!
@Captain_Obvious02/04/1996 17:39This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Tablet_User_1008/04/1999 15:36Tapping my way to a good mood.

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