“Tastes Great, Less Filling!” A guy says, “I’ll take twelve.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Fallout TV Show
A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
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