2013 Vintage: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original05/25/2003 20:53Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Terminator_T80011/01/2010 10:15I’ll be back... to read this again.

@DVD_Collector03/12/2009 22:23Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@BBS_Sysop03/09/2003 04:39Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Total_Recall_Fan04/29/2006 14:09Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@LonelyGirl15_F07/19/2015 02:36Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Captain_Obvious03/09/2003 06:42This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Face_Palm_0109/10/1997 18:54Classic. Simply classic.

@Social_Media_G07/03/2006 15:03I’m going to poke you for this joke!