A guy asks, “Is this beer organic?” The bartender says, “It was grown in a basement in Seattle. It’s as organic as grunge music.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Letting this joke through the port.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
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Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
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