The “This Is It” rehearsals showed us what could have been, and the whole world spent the summer doing the moonwalk in tribute.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The 2025 "Chill" Vibe
After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »
63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Reality
Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »
67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn
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2024 Legacy: The "Stargazing" Myles Smith
The official song for when you’re feeling "Wholesome-Folk" about...read more »
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They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Dead Internet" Realization
I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Infinite" Scroll Fatigue
I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »
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My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
May I suggest another joke, sir?