They actually made a good sequel! Josh Brolin does a better Tommy Lee Jones than Tommy Lee Jones.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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Taking a photo of me laughing!