2022 Legacy: The Men

We watched the horror movie. She said it’s a perfect metaphor for men. I’m too afraid to ask what she means.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

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In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

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It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

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@Tamagotchi_Dad06/22/2000 19:56Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@GameBoy_Color10/14/1996 14:11Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@T9_Texter06/03/1999 19:244-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@StreetFighter_Ken02/09/2013 00:08Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Discman_Skipper12/05/2014 17:00Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@C++_Dev_9809/29/2001 21:09I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Zoolander_Mug01/27/2009 04:47I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Baxter_The_Dog09/27/2001 02:04Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Facepalm_Master10/27/1997 08:30I facepalmed and then I laughed.