“Doctor, I forgot my Netflix password.” “That’s not amnesia, that’s just a reason to finally go outside.”
Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision
"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
That was intense... and funny!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!